How not to make a Flippy Sue

Hello, I'm here to explain how to make a OC pairing with flippy, or your OC in the military without making her a sue. Now what is a Flippy Sue? A Flippy sue is basically a female flippy ripoff, recolor, or made for the sole purpose to be paired with flippy for some reason. Particularly because she "flips out" and/or in military clothing. Now there's lots of them spawning, and we all know them, we all hate them. But we never considered that they may be new here and may end up making a sue without realizing it.

1) Species. If you're planning on pairing your character with Flippy, choosing a bear is a big no-no. Its just Flippy in rule 63 (female version of a male character). It also lacks originality.

2) Color. The color of death is green. Some green is acceptable when pairing your character with Flippy. Also having a character all green is acceptable (as long as its not paired with flippy) but having your character all green and paired with flippy is bad. Doesn't matter if she's a different species. She's only a female flippy with a tail, that's it. 1 and 2 go hand in hand with this one. If you make a pairing with Flippy with your character as a bear in different color and in a military outfit and flipping out, I got one word for that... RECOLOR! I will talk about the outfits and flipping out later.

3) Fangirls love Flippy because he flips out and goes on a killing spree... This is a big WTF here... For the love of god, that's a death wish for your character. I have no idea what made them fall in love with a homicidal bear that will kill her without any second thought. You know what? i'm gonna give you a quick RP of this problem.

Sue: -knocks on Flippy's door-
Flippy: -answers the door-
Sue: -holds up a picture of a bloody corpse and a large knife-
Flippy: huh....? -turns evil-
Sue: I love how you flip out like that. I will love you forever if you were take this knife and stab me 20 times, then chop off my head with this knife, and buttfuck my bloody corpse as if its your personal sex doll.
Flippy: -Kills her brutally, then throws her in a dumpster-
THE END

yea... its pretty much like that. And besides, Flippy no longer has PSTD if you seen Double Whammy. I can totally relate this to Twilight. Bella loves Edward knowing that he's a vampire and he might go nuts and end up drink her blood. Better yet, that's the best idea for a idea to make a SueXFlippy pairing ever. That's one less sue to worry about.

4) "I met him during the war." translates down into some people's minds "I met him during a firefight." This one is plain retarded... She falls in love, completely oblivious of bullets flying around, with one of them possibly hitting and killing her. she got bigger things to worry about other than thinking about how to get in his pants. its one thing if you were to known each other in the military a good while before a war broke out. Or some other location. "I met him and we both fell in love." Yea... I think Flippy was too busy staying alive to notice she has hots for him. However, it doesn't necessarily have to be during battle. And don't use that "i have no family" or "i was miserable till i met Flippy" crap.

5) Minor body curves are okay, but putting huge boobs in HTF form.... no. and that's coming from a perverted bastard like me. There's no way that will work. because 1) their bodies are too simple and small. 2) they will weigh them down greatly and cause some back problems. (I swear its a lot easier drawing porn in my style in the official style) If you wanna add nice sized jugs, give your character a lot more height before you do that XD

6) PSTD... Its okay to have your OC have PSTD but... holy shit. if a character flips out the same way Flippy does, automatic Flippy ripoff. no matter how creative or original the character and/or the background is. There's different effects to PSTD as in extreme stress, random outbursts, unable to sleep, nightmares etc.

7) Female OCs in military outfits. Okay, its perfectly fine to have your character because women serve in the military too. Because of the flip sue problem, none of them has realized that flagging an OC as a flippy wannabe is sexism. you can also involve Flippy too, but just to be on the safe side, make them good friends. Just don't have her go nuts for some unknown reason and kill everything in sight.

8) Names... Flippa, Flippete, Flippna Flipgina... Wow... the names that had the word "flip" alone pretty much defeats the purpose of the tips above. all you pretty much did is made Flippy a female, change his species and color, that's it. If i want to make a Flippy sue, I'd name her Hotcake, Pancake, Omlette, Coin, I'll even name her Burger.

9) "After the war, we got married and got kids" hold up. Big problem. After months after months of staying alive, the war has ended and even if he started noticing her..... he still don't know dead shit about her. Again, time is a big factor.

10) when you make a female OC for the first time, Never ever pair her up with flippy in that same drawing. Better yet, don't draw her with Flippy until you developed her character well enough until people know your character well enough to know that she's not a sue. Especially if your character wears a military outfit, otherwise, she'll get dinged hard for it.

I hope these tips help. I know its not perfect, so i'll be updating it from time to time. Oh and BTW, if you make your character for the sole purpose to pair her up with Flippy... Don't bother. It just defeats the purpose of--

Kintaro: Whoa, hold up! What's all this fuss about a lot of fangirls making OCS to be with Flippy?! Sure there's a lot of them. And almost all of them wants to do a lot of dirties with him. Well you know what?! If I was him, I wouldn't complain... NOT... ONE... BIT! In fact, i'd be fucking happy! I'd be getting a lifetime of tail and pussy baby! SEXY FUN, ALL DAY AND NIGHT! What guy wouldn't be happy a lot of women wants to do dirty deeds with him? I say that this is a--

Me: Hey Kintaro! See this vibe? *holds up a vibe and throws it far away* FETCH!!!

Kintaro: WOOF! -dashes after it-

Me: Lets stop here before he comes back!