NASCAR is a game of patence. You see cars taking left turns over and over again, and if your patence pays off, you'll see someone wreak.

The difference between a fly and a firefly: Fireflies are created by God because that are awesome, kids love them, and no one wants to kill them. A Fly was created by Satan because they annoy the living crap out of you, they can get you sick, and makes killing them your top priority of the day.

Did you know the legal drinking age is the same number as the admentment that abolished the 18th admendment?

If you eat something you really like, you want to eat it slowly to make it last longer.

Dish soap is made with real lemons and lemonade is made with artificial flavoring.

Sometimes people tend to order a double cheeseburger, large fries, and a diet coke.

If you want to know the origin of gender confusion, watch anime and play Final Fantasy.

Uploading should be illegal, not downloading.

Beer alone doesn't make you fat.

Hockey is the most violent sport ever.

Golf is only fun if you play.

When it comes to anime only the emo guys get the girls for some reason.

If you're some guy talking to some chick on MySpace and she gives you her age, there's 85% chance she is 3/4 the number she said. For the girls, its opposite.

The remote control is the greatest invention created since beer.

Parents complain because a game is too violent or too much swearing. Thats what the rating system is for dumbass!

If you babysit a rich kid, expect the kid to be a total asshole.

Piracy should be taken as a complement. If a person likes a produce but cannot get it in a store, or cannot afford it, they download it from a torrent. That shows how awesome it is by seeing a person go that far to get that product. But if your produce sucks big time balls and nobody wants to pirate it, you might want to consider pulling that product off the shelves.

People sue for the stupidest reasons and win.

If this contry is the "United" States, then why the Republican Party try so hard to get the Republican Canidate to win?

How many WWII based shooter games are they gonna make?!

If you are wearing a rainbow shirt, the only valid reason is to express your love for Skittles. Anything else besides that, you're a fag.

This show, Spongebob Squarepants has a lot of hidden sexual messages that happens to pass the censorship of today.

Tom and Jerry is more violent than Happy Tree Friends.

(For the women) Men are like the candy Now and Laters. Hard at first, and later they get soft.

(For the men) Women are like computers. They have two USB Ports and prefers a 6-8GB thumb drive. If you can, insert two of them.

If you're watching NFL and your dog come in and watches it with you, you'll know that dog is awesome!

Piracy helps reduce global warming.

Its amazing what some artist come up with when it comes to songs. So you got a BJ Lil Wayne CONGRATU-FUKIN-LATIONS! Is it really necessary to make a song about it?!

Lemon flavored Kool-Aid can clean dishes in the dishwasher.

With the war and the bad economy these days, the only thing that PETA has concern for was a that fly Obama killed.

These Barbie dolls that are made these days makes Barbie look like a prostitute.

If you're a pedophile and you're talking to some teen on MySpace, there's 95% chance that person may be a FBI agent.

Even Edward from Twilight also thinks that the sparkling scene is gay. (if you want the clip pst me and i can tell you the description of it)

Women are right 99.9% of the time. (or so they think...)

When you come across a World of Warcraft player that thinks that he is so high and mighty, you know that he have no life...

The Barrel Roll doesn't deflect ALL bullets.

First we had a president that can dodge shoes. Then we got a president that can swat flies with his bare hands with ninja speed. Now we need a predident that can dodge a sniper rifle bullet, grab it from midair and then throw it back to the sniper, then we will be complete.

MondoMedia needs to read more HTF hate mail to us.

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